usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
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A vow lacking conviction or follow through
A vow lacking conviction or follow through
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The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t
The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t
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