I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through

Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."

by Dre_N May 5, 2021

Promise ring

A ring that a boy typically gets a girl to prove his immortal love for her. A promise for the love he tends to hold onto and that he’ll forever stay by her until they’re vowels are spoken✨🤞🏻

He got a promise ring for his girlfriend to promise they’re marriage will soon to happen one day.

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

Promise Acedemy

School full of hoes , dicksuckers ,and pussy no good ass niggas/bitches.

The teachers and other staff force you to go to school while you peers don’t

Josh- we don’t got school, do you?
Jason-ofc I go to bumass promise acedemy

by Hola321 March 12, 2020

promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho

Promise is a big dick daddy

by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018