postmodern

whatever you want it to mean. A generation X that thinks outside of the box or has abandoned many if not all of the norms/precepts of a postwar generation

He said "no i'm not going to the wedding, photoshop me in later" well that's a bit too postmodern!

by planit August 23, 2005

Postcard

One fineee bitch. Usually from the tropics or another vacation destination. Could be the name for the girl you hooked up with on vacation, or just a girl you spot thats lookin' hot and appears to be local.

"There's a few postcards over at the bar I wouldn't mind sendin' home"

by Psuedonymm June 30, 2008

postman pat

when a guy puts his penis through a expanded ear, like a 30mm.

dude: "hey, wannuh postman pat?"

chick: "sure thing, wheres your magic parcel ;)"

by meg. April 18, 2008

postmodern

Postmodern is a term that therefore refers to violations of whatever laws or theories or traditions or established thoughts even before they were created. Postmodern is whatever you want the truths to be. They will always be true to you anyways. So what? Who cares! This is deviance.

Postmodern mind-buggler: You are a stranger. Are you a part of the society of not?

by mhattsh September 7, 2007

Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun

Punching a girl through a plate glass window and loosing the sensation in your finger tips permanently before taking her home.

Hosea: I'd like to give her a piece of my mind!

Hoseb: Give her a Posties Tav!

Hosea: What kind?

Hoseb: The Sticky Bun!!!

Hosea: Of course, how could I be so stupid, The Postmans Tavern Sticky Bun!!!

by The Kingsbray Chookie December 3, 2019

ur dad postman pat

Better than every insult.

Michael:ur grandpap a trap
Dave:ur granny tranny
Michael:ur dad postman pat
Dave:*dies and body desintegrates and he forever floats in nothing but blackness*.

by Mattyholden May 20, 2018

tim the postman

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022