Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth

Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice

by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

pitching arm

Hand that your are the best at Masturbating with

Why are you using your left hand.. is that your pitching arm?..

by SlydeXXX January 20, 2018

Viral Pitch

That one partner who brings your wildest brand fantasies to life.

In the season of weddings, get hitched to the idea of going VIRAL with Viral Pitch

by ViralPitch November 24, 2021

Pitch

An extremely intelligent person who of which can multitask and has many gifted skills

That man's a real Pitch

by Little Kappa February 9, 2021