5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"

by NYNiles25 January 05, 2014

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 01, 2019

Fuckin' Pitch

very stupid, very brainless

You Fuckin' Pitch what did I do to you?

by Sulaimen February 05, 2021

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 19, 2024

High-pitched Growling

Any form of growling that sounds high-pitched.

The late Chuck Schuldiner (former frontman of one of the death metal pioneers Death) was known for usually using high-pitched growling in some of Death's music (this can be heard on Death's final album The Sound of Perseverance, especially on their cover of Judas Priest's Painkiller).

by CelticEagle June 01, 2019

Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 07, 2024

Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024