Banana Peel Dick

1. A word to describe Dan Browns reproductive organs.

2. A term for nasty, grotesque, god awful disgusting male genitalia.

3. Male genitalia that have become deformed due to multiple sexual relations with women that have multiple STD's

You better get that treated, or you're gonna get banana peel dick like Dan Brown.

Did you see the banana peel dick on that guy?!?

Dude, you gotta watch who you sleep with or you're gonna get banana peel dick.

by Cap'n Douche June 12, 2012

Peel Off Twenty

A phrase used to desribe the amount of weight a chick would have to lose before you would fuck her. (sober of course)
NOTE: Twenty could be replaced with any number of pounds as you see fit. i.e. "Peel off fifty"

"I'd stick it in Beth's shitter...if she peeled off twenty"

by Ticklemy April 19, 2004

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by Numerous July 9, 2006

banana peel special

the act of put the banana peel in the girl's vag, eating her out with it, and then putting it on as a condom to fuck her

She orgasamed as i did the banana peel special

by cunilingus February 10, 2009

peel some potatoes

I'm pretty sure that it means "take a crap", but that's just me.

my boyriend's away message: "time to peel some potatoes, if you know what i mean"

by kitsune March 9, 2005

I peels cats

The phrase "I peels cats," comes from a song titled "How Many Times?" by Insane Clown Posse. In the song, there is a monologue by a man who claims he peels CAPS, which has been mistaken for CATS. A cap-peeler, however, is someone who shoots guns a lot.

By the way, Insane Clown Posse sucks major ass.

Dawg, I peels cats. I peels cats all day long, mu'fucka. The call me the big wheeler cat peeler, ya know what I'm sayin'?

by Rena. August 23, 2011

Holy Potato Peelings

Owww...

So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."

by some guy August 13, 2003