peanut butter

IS THE ANSWER!!!

random stranger "hey"

you "PEANUT BUTTER IS THE ANSWER!" *runs away*

1 year later stranger thinks "what was he talking about!!!????!!!

by schloppy July 22, 2010

Peanut Suitcase

the act of inserting ones testicles into the vaginal canal of a woman while holding her in the upside down cowboy position.

Dude, I gave her a peanut suitcase while she was doing a hand stand. And as she came, her arms gave way and she got a concussion. WOOHOO!

by fenderhammer January 1, 2010

Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.

Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Burning Peanuts

The art of tying your nutsack with some sort of nearby string (Ex. Tooth Floss),and dipping it in peanut butter as your partner continuously licks and sandpapers it.

Richard : "Shit bro,I think im getting laid tonight.What should I do?"
Mike: "One word,Burning Peanuts"

by Reyvor January 14, 2016

Peanut's Weather

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.

We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.

by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014

peanut ryder

Someone, usually a girl who sleeps around with a lot of different dj's and mc's.

Friend One: I fucked that dj on saturday
Friend Two: your such a peanut ryder.

by peanutryder March 26, 2012

Stinky Peanut

Noun; An insult used to describe people whom you don't like. Is also a very descriptive and powerful insult guaranteed to make the victim of said insult say things like a racial slur, gay, a carpet muncher, or a puppy kicker.

John: I think the Earth is flat.
Mitch: Your opinion is wrong you stinky peanut!
John: Stop being a carpet muncher!

by Thatshitposter June 5, 2018