No Parking Zone

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks

1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

parking lot vodka

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

by niggman star33 September 15, 2011

parking

Something you spend half your gas on.

Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.

by Melville_the_Millipede January 15, 2006

parking Nazi

The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses

What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Parking Inspector

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com

That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.

by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010

porsche parking

Outlying parking area for cars with anxious owners: opposite of rockstar parking.

None of the cars in Porsche parking are real Porsches: those are parked in rockstar parking.

Mike's buddies have gotten used to hiking into events because he has to put his Ford Focus in Porsche parking. Still, it's a free ride, and this way no one sees them get out of a Ford Focus.

by Freeloader May 25, 2008

Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

by DOC 211 August 23, 2010