I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

Pinky promise

Something not meant to be broken or played with u must say pinky promise to mean it

I pinky promise I will love you forever

by Nabi Ramirez March 7, 2022

Promise

Louis Tomlinson (that short guy from One Direction) tweeted this

louis: Promise
*18 months later directioners are crying*

by lora08 April 14, 2022

Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.

Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.

by Wendysfg June 25, 2023

Promise

Something that you CANT break,ever,ever or ever

I promise that we’ll be forever babygirl

by Chimpmunk January 14, 2018

best friend promise

a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.

best friend promise? yes
breaks promise

looses a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

Promise

a beautiful African American woman who is my sister

My beautiful African American sister is so cute I asked Mom if I could name her and guess what?!She said yes!!!!!So I named her Promise and after I made her a promise,that I will always love her and when she i

by Brown skin beauty July 14, 2020