Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.

"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"

by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Doing a paddy

Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.

Have you met John? NO?!

He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy

by Tomsanders97 October 28, 2022

flatty paddy day

flatty paddy day is when all flat people get to show off their flatness and no one can say their flat

August 11 is flatty paddy day

by bdjdbdvdjdk October 16, 2019

Paddy Kerr’d

Royal naval slag for getting paralytic drunk

Let’s get paddy kerr’d tonight

by Nugget678 October 11, 2021

Paddy Cripps

The sexiest man to ever play AFL, he has been robbed multiple times of the Brownlow and I’m pretty sure he’s actually the only player of Carlton

“Paddy Cripps is my daddy, my love, and my life, I want to fuck him so hard”

by Heywattsup April 25, 2022

Paddy Bonner

A small Irish shemale with a large anus gap from being rammed by a horse pee pee from his Belmont brethren in the back of the Belmont Bus Boys lair.

Paddy Bonner was with his Brethren in the back of the school bus

by ThatOneGuyWhoMadeTomClarke July 16, 2018