The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.
Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
Get the Paddy Poundcake mug.A medium or large (by European standards) saloon (that's a sedan, for you West Pondians) car with the absolute base level of equipment and trim. Purchased because having a crap larger car is supposedly better than having a well equipped but slightly smaller car. During the 1980s and 1990s major car brands actually produced special de-contented models for the Irish market, due to the very high taxes on cars and the poverty of the country at the time, but Paddy Spec is a 21st century phenomenon by people who should know, and can afford, better. The epitome of Paddy Spec is a base model Toyota Avensis diesel owned by a farmer.
by paddyspec August 30, 2025
Get the paddy spec mug.Once strictly used by people from Ireland to describe people from abroad who claim Irish ancestry, this term has been appropriated by Irish Americans who are tired of green beer, shamrocks in Guinness, and the "everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day" mentality. Plastic paddies can claim no Irish ancestry, have only a superficial knowledge of Irish and Irish-American history, and use St. Patrick's Day as an excuse to drink excessively. They genuinely believe that the Irish in America were lower than slaves, despite ample evidence to the contrary.
by sillymittens March 16, 2025
Get the plastic paddy mug.A small green slip of paper with a lucky clover drawn on it left by Leprechauns on St Patricks’ day after they have outwitted the Leprechaun Trap laid out by a child. It is a token of appreciate from the Leprechaun for the child’s hard work, but a reminder that Paddy was not caught.
I found a fresh Paddy’s Luck Buck in my trap but he got away. I know he was here because he used my bathroom and took all my gold. I’ll get him next year!
by OleBeardedBear March 17, 2025
Get the Paddy’s Luck Buck mug.A small green slip of paper with a lucky clover drawn on it left by Leprechauns on St Patricks’ day after they have outwitted the Leprechaun Trap laid out by a child. It is a token of appreciate from the Leprechaun for the child’s hard work, but a reminder that Paddy was not caught.
I found a fresh Paddy’s Luck Buck in my trap but he got away. I know he was here because he used my bathroom and took all my gold. I’ll get him next year!
by OleBeardedBear March 17, 2025
Get the Paddy’s Luck Buck mug.A fine sexy BEAST of a man, always a great drinker and unbelievable craic, an a brilliant life coach, class A model for fitness
by Pafhiytdx November 24, 2021
Get the Paddy mug.We were playing cod and daddy got absolutely paddywapped
I paddywapped a man in his vehicle today
Paddy wap me daddy
I paddywapped a man in his vehicle today
Paddy wap me daddy
by Daddy wap November 24, 2021
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