Dick

When someone is a dick they are often rude, stupid, annoying, or just a jerk.

Random person #1 says to random person #2 "Dude your so bad at math you got a frick'n F" Random person #3 says to random person #1 " Dude don't be such a dick that! He didn't do anything to you!"

by The guy who fucked you mom March 6, 2019

Dick

A dick is a the thing you pee out off and sometimes cum. Asians penis are small,white,medium,black large. Btw I'm straight

"Hey girls you see how big his dick is"

by Anonymous 100011 July 10, 2017

Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

A big pencil used for penetration in a stretch armstrong

Put your dick In me

by ( ͡°З ͡°) May 4, 2018