Crumb Of Coochie

When you have a semi-sexual encounter that involves kissing, grinding, fingering, touching over clothes but not actual insertion or ejaculation.
This a crumb of coochie

Dude 1: Hey bro so last night me and here did a lot but didn’t have actual sex.
Dude 2: so you got a crumb of coochie then?
Dude 1: Yeah I guess so

by Coochiecrumb September 28, 2020

crumbed fish

This is were you swim naked, come onto the beach and essentially ’crumb’ yourself in soft sand appearing like a crumbled piece of fish

oi bro wanna be a crumbed fish

odds on being a crumbed fish

by jushereforlols December 8, 2019

crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

ahh crumbs

"Ahh crumbs" is an explanation phrase used to exclaim that things are not going to plan.

Ahh crumbs, we are not going to make that deadline.

by Inquisitive Joe September 4, 2023

Crumb-funnel

When eating a slice of cake from a paper plate, upon completion, and subsequent satisfactory mastication, the plate is rolled into a tube-like shape and used to funnel the remaining crumbs into ones mouth. Thus, a crumb funnel is born.

This cake is delicious, Samantha, forgive my use of the crumb-funnel!

Tommy had a great time crumb-funneling the remains of Georgina's Victoria sponge!

by Chinza_mcgru January 4, 2012

crumb slut

An inexperienced person that trades sexual favors for dope at a discounted rate. A shard whore in training.

Yo man, this crumb slut just blew me for a bowl pack. At that rate I think I will keep her for the weekend!

by ItsMe78 July 30, 2023

Crumb Juice

Sexual Cocktail made using a range of household ingredients including Cranberry Juice, Kool Aid powder, Cold water, ice, the mans poo, the woman’s poo, the mans puke, the woman’s puke, the mans cum, the woman’s squirt all mixed up into a purple liquid which is then poured over the body of the lovers or drank

Me and my girl made a Crumb Juice the other night then I splashed it on her cleavage

by BBtothemax February 1, 2020