John

john is dying from cancer because he makes fun of everyone for having it. He will die in 1972.

the only thing John is good at is making fun of people with cancer. son of the devil will not rise!

by poppydinbus May 30, 2018

John

Someone's name

"Hey John how are you"

"Good"

"Ok"

by Failed Austrian artist March 10, 2022

John

A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend

Stop being a john

by Sapsucker March 3, 2019

John

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch…
Fuck you jhon

Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe

by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023

John

John is the best Fortnite player in the world but gets nervous a lot but still good at Fortnite

John is the best Fortnite player ever

by Epic games employee May 28, 2019

John

FAT ASS WHO LIKES TO TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY,FOOD WHENEVER HE HAS THE CHANCE. SWEATS A LOT AND IS EASILY TRIGGERED/SALTY

Jack: Hey John
John: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BITCH

by Flavber June 12, 2017

John

The sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He is smart even though he might not always show it. He is tall, tan-ish, has dirty blonde or brown hair (usually longer)
John loves the outdoors and exercise, he has bright green/blue eyes and an adorable smile. He is awkward, funny and kind. He is handsome though you might not be sure why. You have a hard time not falling for him.

Girl 1: John is so funny

Girl 2: I think he’s so handsome and adorable!

by Kermitthefrickinpig May 28, 2018