ghost sneeze

when you both cum and sneeze at the same exact time
dude when I was beating my meat I fuckin ghost sneezeed
by Amphibian Boi December 21, 2018
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Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.
{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}
by beardedbandit May 13, 2013
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Man sneeze

I man sneezed right in her eye
by TedTrippin March 11, 2010
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Cooch Sneeze

Dude 1: Yo man did you hear about Isabelle?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah, she cooch sneezed on Eric!! He still can't wash it off.
by Hitler's Pussy April 10, 2017
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Colombian Sneeze

A subtle way to refer to the act of sniffing cocaine or when someone clean their nose after sniffing some white powder.
"-Jeff just came back from the bathroom, look at his nose!
- Yeah looks like someone was doin' the Colombian Sneeze back there"
by WeedApple August 16, 2023
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sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):
person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...
by g8rgoesgr8r February 09, 2019
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