giant limp nob

A guys worst nightmare;
His dick is unable to become erect or hard

Person A: She didn't seem to have enough fun yesterday, she kept complaining
Person B: You maybe had a giant limp nob
Person A: Fuck you,
Person B: Sure thing Gaylord,

by ThePranksterBitch November 6, 2013

hob nob with the fems

Socially gettin it on with the ladies

After we won state we went to hob nob with the fems

by Julesz March 3, 2022

Box Your Nob

To have someone, female or male or otherwise, to suck on the penis, aka, your nob.

JC: Has Jasmine Boxed your Nob yet?
SK: Yeah she totally Has!
(Jezuz Cat asked if Jasmine had boxed your nob, box your nob, and she had boxed SK's Nob)

by Jezuz Cat January 5, 2009

Slob my nob

Suck my dick

Shaneefa (yo bitch): Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Bitch you look fat in everything. The McDonald's did that to yo ass.
Shaneefa: NIGGA what you talkin' about.
You: You trippin' bitch. Slob my nob.

by Nick D February 7, 2003

peanutbutter door nob

A girl that spreads and everyone gets a "turn" with.

Marks girlfriend is a peanutbutter door nob.

by adkphatntoms November 2, 2011

shlob my nob

Suck my dick, usu. very sloppily getting saliva all over the place.

"Wanna have sex?" - Bobber
"Naw, just shlob my nob." - Mobber

by MOBBER June 1, 2009

Speed Nob variations

1. Speed Nob Advanced - draw as many DETAILED penises as possible before they find out

2. Speed Nob Extreme - draw the penis then indent the book with your pen when drawing the bell end. This leaves a long lasting reminder of the attack.

3. Speed Nob Monster - draw as a big and as detailed penis as possible whilst involving as many people as possible

see Speed Nob for an example of Speed Nob variations

by Roo Barb March 18, 2009