Ninja

an asian that defies logic and is greater than God herself.

Wow, that ninja knows all!

by Smokebombfanatic October 15, 2010

ninja

ninja (verb) - to skillfully take an object without being detected

Hey when you go to Wal-Mart could you ninja me some 5 hour energy drinks.

by twindragon November 12, 2010

Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs

Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.

by lordknn November 26, 2010

ninja

noun. An alternative to the n-word.

Hell, yeah, ninja!
Wassup, my ninjas?

by Brogurt December 1, 2010

ninja

No one knows anything about ninjas, they are never found. Anyone who says they are a ninja is lying, no ninja admits to being a ninja.

Ninja.

by mynameisalreadybeingusedagian March 3, 2011

ninja

a bad sexually transmitted disase.

I found out that whore I fucked had the ninja.

by itchybum7 July 8, 2011

ninja

a person that you have a crush on

girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere!
girl 2: who?
girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been crushing on.

by bizzy5454 July 28, 2011