Nigel

A 6'2 Lexington cornerback/receiver who gets mad at females. He has a hot little brother named Rayaan who looks up to him and aspires to be half as great as he is, yet he never admits it. Has numerous offers from D1 colleges such as Alabama, Duke, North Carolina, Penn State, and Clemson. Rayaan has multiple girlfriends just like nigel and is d1 in basketball just like his big bro in football. Rayaan and Nigel have countless 2mans lined up and prefer big booty latinas. LADIES HIT THEM UP!!!

I wish i was nigel
Nigel is so cool

Nigel is a lock up corner nbs...
Nigel and Rayaans 2man looks crispy asf.

by KlM K May 19, 2023

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank job

by mrs tosser October 6, 2025

Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel

Person that rizz girls or mums

jake was nigeling aleah. Nigel did me well last night!

by WrapItBeforeYouTapIt August 5, 2023

Nigel

A greeting from one hood member to another. This word can be used by all races.

Yo what up my nigel! Oh yo tyrone whats been poppin

#mynigel

by rumrumrumrumrumvrum January 16, 2019

lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time

lying nigel counts to a billion

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024