Not worthy of being on this story

basically when y’all just aren’t fun enough or seem fun enough to be on this story

she was so not worthy of being on this story

by @heyyloser April 29, 2021

ugg worthy

When your such a dog that you only deserve an ugly ass female for a companion.

Feel bad for you bro cause when and if you ever decide to settle down like us grown folk, it's gonna be too late for your ass, your gonna be ugg worthy .

by UrHiGhNesss December 30, 2016

Goldie Worthy

Beholding a face worthy of a golden shower.

Golden shower- the act of being peed on the face

Her face is Goldie worthy

by Fleecedontmiss May 25, 2023

Blow-worthy

When a guy does a favor for a girl that's so helpful, so amazing, only a blowjob is suitable repayment.

"Wow, Sarah. Last night my car broke down at 3 am. And the only person who was still up was James. He drove all the way across the city and helped me get it started. Then he escorted me home to make sure it didn't die again."

"That's definitely blow-worthy. Did you blow him?"

by krandall August 09, 2013

trampoline worthy

When a part of a girl's body is so big and perky you want to bounce a part of your body on it.

"When she took her shirt off i had to bounce my dick on them, they were trampoline worthy!"

by MintyDictionary July 17, 2015

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 09, 2020

Helmet Worthy

A state of being in which the subject is CLEARLY being retarded. *Not to be used for ACTUAL retards..

Wow--you're being REALLY helmet worthy right now.

by Gay Lee January 28, 2009