muddy pig

the act of sticking ones vagina flaps up a mans nose, forcing him to open his mouth, and then proceeds to shit in his mouth.

Weston's mom gave Derek a muddy pig while he was sleeping for calling her a milf.

by weston's mom AKA milf January 16, 2008

muddy

1. A term for someone whos dirty or has poor hygeine. similar to scrubby
2. An act that is considered foul
3. Someone who has low morals

1. "Have you seen him lately hes lookin totally muddy"
2. I cant believe she did that in a bathroom thats so muddy"
3. "How could he go out with her everyone knows shes muddy"

by Cc May 13, 2005

muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

Muddy Snowplow

While doing someone in the ass, before you ejaculate, you pull out and pour a 7up slushie into their rectum. This causes their sphincter to tighten, making the last few thrusts tighter and more pleasurable.

"Oh my god, I gave my girl friend such a hard muddy snowplow last night that she chocolate snow coned!"

by gaultourrie January 17, 2009

moady

1. A word used to describe something gross, disgusting, unattractive.

Giiiiiiirl, your face is moady!

by moadyface September 5, 2010

muddy shark

(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."

After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."

by Soggy Bobby August 7, 2011

muddy warrior

After anal intercourse, the man wipes his poopy penis accross his partner's face creating the look of war paint.

Is that grease on your face or did someone give you a muddy warrior?

by The Brown Parrot August 29, 2015