squiggly-mooch

circa 2003. this word was created by my lil cuz and it has yet to have a definite definition. it is used in place of: ass, jerk, butt-munch, stu pididiot, etc.

get away u friggin squiggly-mooch. y u actin lyk a buuterfly?

by AMF November 3, 2004

Story Moocher

A story moocher is usually a needy friend who chimes in on your story to tell the best part.

Tim- "So then, out of no where--"

John- "--The lady pops out of the bushes and poops on his lawn."

Tim- "Dude, you're such a story moocher."

by Dick Tenenbaum December 15, 2008

Midnight Mocha Blast

When one has a terrible accident in their pants in the middle of the night while sleeping due to an upset stomach. Typically it is messy, smelly, and you were unaware that it happened. You wake up with a mess of smearyness in your pants.

Dude! I woke up this morning and didn't feel good at all. Then I realized I had had a Midnight Mocha Blast in my pants. It was so gross!

by xzy123 February 3, 2010

Frappuccino Mocha Latte!

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.

You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"

by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010

Mochasun

Referred as the Greek Sex God, Mochsan. Anyone who's named this in any way grows a seven inched penis.

You are as cool as a Mochasun!

by HarisSales1996 October 18, 2010

mochagina

Faux Starbucks-like coffee drink made with office coffee + swiss miss hot chocolate. Talk to Jared K. about recipe details.

Can I offer you a mochagina? I ran out of coupons for coffee at Qdoba.

by Cookiepuss2011 April 29, 2011

Iggy the Moocher

Iggy the Moocher is the sickest c**t to ever walk the planet. Riverview men believe in the divinity and humanity of Iggy, meaning he is both a demigod and fully human. The fact that he is human means that all Riverview are capable of following and being Iggy. Every year Iggy is chosen by God himself. His job is to lead the warcries against the disgusting boys in pink. Iggy must also be a respectable Riverview man in the eyes of loweee and kam and Iggy must attend church every Sunday.

Riverview student 1: Who do you think is going to be Iggy the Moocher this year?
Riverview student 2: Idk God will choose.

by Junkie69420 August 29, 2021