Morning Doubt

1)Waking up first thing in the Morning and Seriously Doubting you'll amount to anything !
2)Waking up first thing in the Morning and can in no way Envision Achieving any of the Goals you have set for Yourself !

Oh man, I've got a bad case of morning doubt, I should just stay in bed or get really drunk !

by TheBumOfQueens April 19, 2009

morningg

Usually written by people to express the usual "Good morning" and showing sexual interest in the recepient. the use of repeated end letters is similar to that of "Heyy".

boy: "morning"
girl: "morningggggg I'm bored"
boy: "Okay I'll come over"

by darktea November 11, 2014

morning wood

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

by Dirty-Dirty February 17, 2006

morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

a "good morning mr. president"

When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.

I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!

by Rufnew June 30, 2017

Moaning

something that your classmates do for no fvcking reason

person1: hey wanna drive you home?
person2: no, my daddy is going to
person1: **moans**
person2: NOT THAT

person3: who the f is moaning like that?

by imabananadudedontalktomeh April 25, 2022

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009