TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.
by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008
Get the mittenmug. a man who is sexy on the next level. when you see this man you will literally feel your body combust all over.
by GanjGoblin November 29, 2024
Get the Sid Mittenmug. A cute little kitten who is a Chess Bot on Chess.com. Pretends to have an ELO (Chess rating) of 1.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
However, due to it outplaying even the strongest Grandmasters, and due to its outright EVIL remarks while playing a game against it, many players have decided its really a demonic entity existing solely to crush the souls of a Chess players.
Master Chess player: Have you played Mittens yet?
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
Club-level friend of Master player: Yes. That thing is scary, isn't it?
Master player: I swear that kitten is straight from Hell.
by jadis666 March 12, 2023
Get the Mittensmug. the progeny of a pine marten
that pine marten is quite large for its age, but its offspring, that pine mitten over there, is about right for a 12 day old...
by paddymoo March 8, 2009
Get the pine mittenmug. by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the put the mittens on emmug. Inserting both hands into the vaginas of two women at once, so they act like mittens for your fists. Similar to double-fisting.
Wow... those two sisters were total sluts! I even got to get myself a pair of pink mittens last night!
by danconia May 4, 2011
Get the pink mittensmug. She got mittenized last night
by mittens17 December 2, 2014
Get the mittenizedmug.