Rothville, Missouri

ONE of the smallest hell holes in north central missouri its quiet and boring theres a bank a gun shop and a pop machine if u would like to get a glimpse of your future (in hell) come vistit my town

heyy wanna hang out after school? sure r we goin to the gun shop or the pop machine? oh yea rothville, missouri rox

by Bobbi Lee December 16, 2010

Neosho, Missouri

Never heard of us that’s ok you aren’t missing much...sonic is the place to eat, Walmart is the hang out, and sometimes you’ll find us at the old car wash when it raining, you want heroine we got it, you got a truck well than spend what little money you make on the shit box and rev it up, Brandon needs to tell his parents (Kyle and Britny) to us a rubber cause they aren’t helping Society, Oh and the three Mexican and two Chinese restaurants are the only “nice” places to eat but to mix it up we get the Choice of Dennis, tornados naw we call them naders (“bring your lawn chairs and you can watch for them naders with us next storm I’ve got enough deer for the bunch of us and we can let the kids can ride there bikes”) dad likes to say, and best not forget joe dirt is our idol!!! Hope ya come and visit soon!

Guy1: where you from

Guy2: Neosho, Missouri

Guy1: oh...that one place full of Nader watchin, shit box driven crazy rednecks?

by 417432 May 12, 2020

burlington junction, missouri

A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.

Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house

by Luwelyn.moss May 2, 2023

dirty missouri

When a man has sex with a woman doggy style, than puts his index and middle finger quickly in her ass, then pulls them out and sticks those two fingers in each one of her nostrils.

Dude she got so nasty, I gave her a Dirty Missouri!

by Irish Tron October 21, 2019

Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph, Missouri is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed, was shot and killed. It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Also home of the armpit of America. Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope.

Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.

by AKellisStills November 18, 2021

Purdy Missouri

A town that is not so "purdy" at all.

With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).

Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.

Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.

Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.

by Headphone Larry May 17, 2011

Odessa Missouri

A small town (less than 5,000 people) located about 30-40 miles east of Kansas City Missouri. It is in Lafayette County and on I-70. It is the stupidest place in the world. Everyone here is always bored because there isn't a thing to do. Nothing at all. The politics are corrupt. In school you never learn anything and the school politics are corrupt even more so. There are no forms of entertainment besides going to the one grocery store. The only fast food places are McDonald's, Taco Johns, Subway and Sonic. There is a mexican restaurant, Chinese restaurant and about 4 cafes.
There are plenty of bars and tattoo parlors. It is almost more boring than driving across Kansas. Avoid going to Odessa, Mo at all costs.
Everyone here likes to believe they are very cool and know everything, but really the town is for the most part full of a bunch of stupid idiots
Durring the fall all anyone in the town ever does or cares about is Friday Night Football. Football is the most important thing to this town.
Over half the people in the town are kids.

Any small podunk town you can think of, any small stupid town with nothing to do, out in the sticks.

Hey Man where are you going today, can I come?

Odessa Missouri, sure.

Nevermind I ain't going to that stupid town.

Odessa Missouri: The town everybody wants to leave, but nobody ever gets out of.

by I ate my head offfl‡·°‡·fifi›fi‹›€ November 16, 2011