When you are getting ready to sit on the toilet and find that as you hit the seat your pooping, and you are done in just a few seconds.
Fred: Leaves the bathroom.
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!
John: Dude that was fast!
Fred: Yeah it was a rear view mirror poop.
John: Whats that mean?
Fred: Objects are closer then they appear!
by taran8tor1412 April 28, 2008

A place where you can find great products that have nothing to do with what it says your downloading.
by douk January 30, 2020

Get ready for the Moravitz!!! Lay a vanity mirror on the floor, straddle ass naked and rub a mean one out while starring at your own butt hole.
After a night of no Ass decided to go home and give myself The Moravitz ( AKA : Old Man In The Mirror )!
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
"The Moravitz puts the ASS in Masterbating!!!"
by GLiTcHflux August 31, 2006

by Desmond5 May 1, 2022

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020

When you feel the exact same about everything someone just said about you. Rather than repeating it back, put your hand up in a high five position and say “mirror” (symbolically saying all the same things back to the person who said them).
by susieundertheriver November 30, 2023
