Minecraft

This is the thing that I am addicted to and a have played this game for 300 hours and this is my life and I play a lot of it all my freainds make jokes out of it to
I bet I play more minecraft than you “
by Kingscraft December 12, 2017
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Yooo Minecraft used to be fun... now its cancer.
by PSYKHEDDD June 08, 2018
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A game for bigger virgins than Fortnite players they will be addicted and become squeakers
Hey that Minecraft player is such a virgin heyy I’m not a virgin
by lol biotch 42069911666 March 12, 2019
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That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft
12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again
by Jetdean July 29, 2019
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A game that was published in 2009 and continues to sell many copies from the day it was released. It was the best game to play during 2009-2014. Until, the children nation attacked. They started destroying our game by being cringy little tumors and turning our favorite Minecraft youtubers into clickbaiting man-childs. The servers have gone down the shitter mostly due to retarded admins or negligence to fix/update the server. Now there’s cringy ass animations and even porn of Minecraft spreading faster than polio during the 1900’s. Now the little shits have moved onto Fortnite and turned it into a sweaty battleground for virgins who can’t get laid so they suck off Epic Games instead. Minecraft was a great game, but now it’s not like it should be, a sandbox game that should’ve had an age demographic above 13. Rip Minecraft 2009-2016
I wish we could go back to the golden age of Minecraft.
by Harry Pero Test Ease June 04, 2019
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Was cool 9 years ago then pewds made epic again. BUT LAZARBEAM DID IT FIRST YOU MOTHER FUC-
Minecraft is pretty cool
by epik Yello May 02, 2020
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a meme game that people make fun of because its fucking bad ass
bully:people who play Minecraft are faggots
other person: I WILL FUCKING CURB SROMP YOU
by Some five year old April 01, 2017
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