Microsoft Weird

An imaginary, corrupted version of Microsoft Word.

Microsoft Weird didn't save the document correctly.

by Namer707 December 4, 2022

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Microsoft Feature

When something isn't broken but has been changed to be not quite as good as it used to be

The way Window Explorer expands to the bottom of the page so that you cannot see what it was you were expanding the tree to look at is such a great new Microsoft Feature. See also Its a feature not a bug

by FulliA November 9, 2017

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microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off

microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

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Robert from Microsoft

He will email you about your Xbox

Hello, I am Robert from Microsoft report. We were alerted that there is a virus on your Xbox One and I am going to help you through the process of getting it removed. If you could call me as soon as you see this message that would be great as I am available all day today. The sooner we can get the virus removed the better it will be for your safety.

by painpob February 21, 2022

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