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Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.
Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!
by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018
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meg

The center of the broad universe, if you're broad minded enough to see it.
It's a good thing I never had a girl, me and her would just have to end up paying attention to Meg and her needs. Let's get rid of all our material shit my girl and I and get ourselves put out in the street, it doesn't matter as long as we're paying enough attention to Meg, she's such a sweet person! As long as Meg gets to live her cult dreams, nothing and nobody else matters does it?
by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021
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Meg Griffin treatment

Basically, a child in their own family that suffers from parentification and is a scapegoat, like their sole existence is being born into the family just so they can be a punching bag that has to take everything, every insult, every hit from siblings, etc.

Your younger sibling is currently swearing and cursing the living fuck out of you? Your parents scold you instead of the sibling.

Your sibling just thundercunted a sphere of pure tungsten towards you? No biggie, your parents are gonna say you’re sensitive and that it was a soft poke.

Did you just give your sibling a light slap or even a family friendly way of cussing like “frick you”? You’re gonna experience an emotional, psychological and maybe even a physical equivalent of getting your head bashed into a pulp onto a tree, because you’re worthless in the family, how could you forget?
The writer of this word is currently experiencing Meg Griffin treatment.

Oh damn
by Buttersphere July 12, 2025
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meg

a rat who doesn't understand physics. they are mostly indecisive and can't choose between anything. if you ask them to choose between two, they will explode under pressure. also they are a rat
A: meg do you know the science homework
meg: no
by anonymous January 10, 2022
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meg oo

something your dumbass friend sends you on discord with no context
by the other taco May 27, 2022
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Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.
Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?
by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020
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meggings

a form of legging or yoga pants also known as skins for a man
"hey Kynan what are you wearing underneath your soccer shorts?"
" Oh these? the are just my man leggings"
"so, meggings?"
"yeah"
by Dancing_lover2017 December 5, 2017
mugGet the meggingsmug.

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