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Bam Margera

Real Name: Brandon Cole Margera
Birthday: September 28th, 1979
Currently residing in: West Chester, PA
Profession: Skater, Director, Producer
Band: Him and some friends do it for fun. Gnarkill
Friend of: Ryan Dunn, Brandon Dicamillo, Ville Valo, Rake Yohn, Chris Raab a.k.a Rabb Himself. etc.
Status: Um married but it suks

He has been skateboarding since he was 13. But he's been a professional since he was 17. He's my god. Thanks.

Ok people he isn't the best skater ever, but he's waaaay better than a lot of you that say he sucks. You dont even know him. I dont, but i dont go around saying people suck or all the other stuff you call him merely because he's not my favorite person.Sure maybe he's some of the stuff you call him. Who knows? Have you met him in person and talked to him for an hour or so? Didn't think so. If you have good for you. Maybe your being judgemental or maybe he is everything people call him. First know your facts then you can talk crap. Deal with it. You people annoy me sooooo bad. Go screw yourselves or get good info. Gosh. Whats your problem anyway?
Girl #1: Hey do you like Bam Margera?
Boy #1: Well he's not my favorite. He's ok though.
Girl #1: Wow im glad you have an open mind.
Boy #1: Thanks.
by RazorbladeKisses March 15, 2008
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Bam Margera

dude that looks a lot like me.
by Ender April 24, 2005
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margerine face

A girl with an amazing body and a face that doesn't quite match but isn't considered ugly. A less harsh butterface.
Dude 1: Did you see the body on that chick?
Dude 2: Yeah, but she ain't the prettiest chick out there man.
Dude 1: Leave her alone bro, she's just a margerine face.
by KidVicious45 May 13, 2008
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Markerdouche

A Noun used to define that guy that always has a few to many cans of (usually) light beer and ends up becoming a great nights bad work of art once passing out. Yes.. we've all drawn on one of these guys.

To identify this type of guy at the start of a party, look for the following:
* A raving loony that peaks far to early in the evening.
* Can usually be seen carrying a woman's handbag, while trying to carry it off as "fashion".
* When challenged or reasonably questioned about his dress sense will reply, "Everyone dresses like this in Russia". He will say this even if he is not from Russia. This is a ploy to simply have ignorant people believe that he is cultured. Do not fall for such trickery.
"Is that a Penis drawn on that guys head? What a Markerdouche!"
by Phil Fantana January 27, 2010
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majik markers

when you stick marijuana in a highliter or marker
how much you want for a majik markers?
About 10 bucks.
by ARyan129 December 21, 2008
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min-maxer

A min-maxer is someone who tries to maximize the minimal amount of efforts to make in daily life.
It often happens in crowded cities, where people don't hesitate to cut you off, so that they make the least amount of steps to go where they have to. In the process, they pretend they don't see you, even though you had to stop at 1/12th inch of them, right before bumping into them.
Parisians excel at this.
When visiting Paris I encountered a lot of min-maxers.
At the end of the day, I was about to go postal on anyone because of them.
by Mike G. aka migalo April 23, 2010
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your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.
dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!
by mike October 30, 2004
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