Munted

fucked and/or fallen into disrepair

i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted

by swag man May 31, 2014

munt

Miserable-cunt (Miserable cUNT)

Look at that munt.

by Reverend JS January 29, 2017

mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

munt

English slang meaning clapped but another higher level. Directed at Girls

Mate that girl is proper munt, shes flat as fuck

by wagwanmyschlime March 9, 2021

Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

Munt

A loose ass man cunt.

I love how loose my munt is after a good double punch first session.

by Thunderdan May 22, 2021

Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.

Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday

by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024