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Tom Longley

by BarrySc0tt October 1, 2018
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knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(

an asdfmovie animation about a guy who tells himself a knock-knock joke while looking at a mirror then claims he is lonely.
asdfmovieguy: knock knock. who's there? a mirror. i am lonely. :(
by the everybody do the flop guy September 25, 2020
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Lonely Homo

When one is to put his legs up on the side of a wall(butt against can also happen) and proceeds to masturbate. When he cums, the cum will fall on his face. Only a homo would like this sensation, and only a lonely and horny person would do it.
I just gave my self a lonely homo, pass me a towel before it gets in my eyes.
by dsgahgsrhr June 7, 2007
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lonely boy

Usually a teenager who participates in constant masturbation alone. He gets negative pus. Usually has a record of 7 times in a day. Hasn’t had a girlfriend in months or years and when they do it’s usually a farce.
Guy 1: there goes a real lonely boy
Guy 2: What’s a lonely boy?
Guy 1: a lonely boys a dude that like gets negative pus and always jerks off

Guy 2: oh so he’s a Kenan

Guy 1: exaclty
by Parkerhatesme October 19, 2017
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lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation
Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.
by quackenmire February 25, 2009
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lonely6amer

A Youtuber well known for his funny moments and challenges. He collabs mostly with hornet, sarina and his girlfriend Deleney.
Did you see that new lonely6amer video?
by 45WithNoLife May 23, 2018
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Only the lonely

My boy Reggie had testicular cancer and is down to only the lonely.
by Load-Sock January 8, 2015
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