a london

a hoe or a slut that sends nudes to everyone and everything

person: bro don't fuck with her she's a london, she'll send nudes to your damn dog!

by jsianwbdejaisbsn September 3, 2016

London Ontario

A town near the America-Ontario border, about two hours away from Greater Toronto Area. Boring as heck, nothing exciting to do unless you live near Masonville and have way too much money. Strict as heck school board, they hire teachers from RMC. Friendly town, but e x t r e m e l y BORING, as stated before. Honestly can't wait to get out of here and move out for college.

person a: are you staying in London Ontario for university?

person b: why would i want to stay in this tiny, boring, depressing, uninteresting mess of a town? i'm moving out towards toronto or california.

by ramenrnoodlessss September 14, 2018

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed

Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her

by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016

London Fog

Cumming on your partner's face/forehead/eyes while your balls are still in his/her mouth.

My wife is so GGG. On my birthday, she let me give her the London fog.

by Ta2Demon June 3, 2019

London Bridge

Usually a FFM sex position where the man lays down and the other partners sit on either end of him holding each other's arms.

This London Bridge is NOT falling down.

by SoulDoc July 16, 2020

London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.

Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"

by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018