When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.
Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.
by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021
n: The solid,still edible mass formed when reconstituted grits have sat without stirring and, often, without heat.
by Glenalogy January 15, 2014
A very small portion of a cigarette, by and large one drag left. Trying to get a deuce out of it is hazardous to your lips.
Kid 1: Yo I asked him to save me some of his cigarette in the bathroom, and he ends up giving me a Lock short.
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!
Kid 2: That's fucked.
Kid 1: My lips sizzled the fuck off!!
by evry1else May 02, 2007
A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.
Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"
by cheese tips March 22, 2017
by gitsMuhTurtz September 07, 2015
When two fat people fuck and their rolls interlock in a inseperable manner. like the phonebook trick they do on mythbusters.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.
it takes two tanks to seperate them.
Dude....johnathan's in the hospital.
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....
Holy shit! Why!
He got into a roll lock with jackie.
My god....
by Turbo John October 18, 2008