Linux

(1) An operating system created and used by literate people with functioning brains.
(2) An operating system subject to bashing by people who dont fit in the above category.

Wow, Doom 3 Alpha runs even faster on my Linux box! What? You're rebooting your XP machine to install the game? Oh thats a shame...

by howey July 3, 2003

The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

by The Poops September 9, 2005

Ab Lincoln

when you know your going to get oral sex so you trim your pubes before save the clippings and right before you cum you pull out of the bitchs mouth come on her chin and then stick the pubes on the cum.

I Ab Lincolned that bitch last night and she still wanted me to fuck her.

by Paco's Tacos December 11, 2008

stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008

Lincolnton

(1) Small town; very diverse in race.
(2) Home of the LHS Wolves.
(3) A place where the town of Maiden is fucking hated.

'Dem boys for the Lincolnton High School Wolves are gonna kick some Maiden ass!!!

by Daugherty January 2, 2008

Tim Lincecum

a HOT sexxxxxxxy pitcher for the San Francisco Giants
people who are in love with him are typically known as lincefreaks

she is a linceFREAK. she is in love with tim lincecum

by linceFREAK May 27, 2009

Linux

Linux is an OS. For those that don't know it does have a gui. Gnome and KDE have icons. It's not just about code. Most of the people on this page just need something that doesn't require you to know about computers. Windows is for people that need to use E-mail and surf the web without knowing about computers. It's made with the users in mind, while Linux is made with operation in mind.

Linux runs the most servers, while Windows runs the most games and E-mail clients.

by Rubik August 30, 2003