Liam 

a hot guy but an extreme failure at life. also wear shorts in hideous colors.

Oh my goodness, that guy is such a Liam! Did you see his shorts?

Liam by shortsshouldntbegreen October 25, 2010

liam 

The biggest asshole in the whole world he acts like an ass to seem cool, but really he is a major fag who needs to get laid.

Liam is really hot, but he's such an ass.

liam by dick's best friend June 29, 2014

Liam 

the biggest asshole you will ever meet. thinks he's all that and that every girl thinks he's hot when they don't. is known to be very mean and rude. is usually fat.

1st Girl: Ugh that new kid is such a liam
2nd Girl: I know! he tried hitting on me! EW!

Liam by IzzievanderWoodsen November 15, 2009

Liam 

Liam is the dickhead that you see and your day is instantly ruined. Also, he’s got a tiny dick, but nobody will ever see how microscopically minute it is because he’s an ugly piece of shit.

Hot girl 1: “omg, they turned shrek into a real thing”
Hot girl 2: “no, that’s just Liam”
Hot girl 1: “really? He’ll never be super hot like Joel, who I think is super hot and Joel also has a big dick”
Hot girl 2 “i also think that Joel is super hot”

Liam by Dêfśñötjōęł— Speaker Of Truth January 10, 2018

Liam 

A fucking skinny ass noodle with a fucking unibrow who thinks he can fight.

Bro Liam is a pussy.

Liam by awefufajwauwffwafw May 28, 2018

Liam 

Liam, an asshole that treats girls like shit. He doesn’t deserve anyone’s love, he doesn’t give a damn about how anyone feels. He will become your worst nightmare if you get on his bad side.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Liam. Liam was once a kindhearted boy but then something changed him, he’s now a spoilt brat.

Liam by hot boy 123 July 20, 2018

Liam 

A fucking dumshit that plays memes on a saxophone and is a stupid dumb ass noob

Liam is SUCH A STUPID NOOBS WHO GGETS REKT BY EPIC FROM EPIC GAME WHO CREATED FORTNITE. Woahhhh epic.

Liam by DumbFuck89 September 26, 2018