Lame Potato

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".

"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato

by Duke Frenchington The IV December 28, 2013

lame duck

A flight profile which a plane flies if it has mechanical problems in time of excercise or war. Useually gear down, lights on.

"I flew a lame duck profile so I didnt get shot down by friendly fire."

by stiffler7234 October 4, 2005

Lame City

The pinnacle of Lameness. Lame to a very large extent. Or the center of all Lame activity.

Jhey has really been Laming it up, it's Lame City around here.

LAAAAAMMMMEEEEEE

by Steedly Dan May 12, 2010

Walk of Lame

In what otherwise would have been a walk of shame, the individuals are instead visibly pissed because not only are they late for meetings, they were subjected to drunksitting or cuddle-only relations the night before.

"Last night was awesome man!"
"You can't hide it bro, that was a walk of lame at best."

by AnInterestedObserver September 23, 2011

claim to lame

A claim to fame, which is lame

"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"

by Portmaguese1 October 7, 2012

Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

by Jane doe 661 December 8, 2018

lame-no scale

lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10

0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame

person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it

person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale

by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011