LAB

Acronym for Lame Ass Bitch

A bro that makes an excuse to not spend quality brotime with you and your broskis.

Teddy Broosevelt: "We should totally have a kick-ass brobrunch later bros!"
Chad: "Sorry I can't, I'm really tired you bros."
Teddy Broosevelt: "God dammit Chad, you are such a fucking LAB!"

by beerpongchamp69 August 1, 2016

lab

an abbreviated form of the phrase 'lick a ball'. Which allows you the choice of which ball- so long as you plan on licking one.

God Damn, you're effin stoopid.

lab

by h00ligan December 9, 2008

Labs

Then the mans thick he. He got some what good labs.

Mans labs cool but not thick like shaqs.

by Nicholea January 18, 2018

fun lab

The fun lab is where millions of unemployed UK residents go for signature practice fortnightly and receive £94 in primark and lidl vouchers.

“MOM! MOM! Were out of food again and I’ve grown to big for my jeans. Can we go to primark and lidl you slag.”

“You’ll have to suck your gut in for the time being you fat twat, I don’t go down the fun lab till next week.”

by pointy nipples August 27, 2009

Hop on Centum Labs

Someone who plays Centum Labs with their friends.

David: Hop on Centum Labs! We are going to shoot some patients up.
Theo: Oh man sure! Can't wait to inject someone with meatball syndrome!

by Felix the Chicken March 13, 2023

Lab Coke

Lab Coke could be code for 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). 4F-MPH is 3 to 5 times stronger at Dopamine receptors than Methylphenidate, and 2 times stronger at Norepinephrine receptors than Methylphenidate. Lab Coke could also be code for Ethylphenidate. Ethylphenidate is 1.1 times stronger than Methylphenidate at Dopamine receptors, and 0.5 times the strength of Methylphenidate at Norepinephrine receptors. Lab Coke could also be code for N,O-Dimethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (DMNPC). DMNPC is 2.5 times stronger than cocaine at Dopamine receptors, stronger than cocaine and comparable to Prozac antidepressant at Serotonin receptors, and a little stronger than cocaine at Norepinephrine receptors. Lab Coke could also refer to Methcathinone. Methcathinone is stronger than Khat (Cathinone + Cathine). Lab Coke is generally stronger and cheaper than cocaine. DMNPC goes great with Beers (Ethanol), Vodkas (Ethanol), Wines (Ethanol), and Everclear (Ethanol) to make N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC) from N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC).

Steve: I snorted 10mg to 140mg+ of Lab Coke (DMNPC, MMNPC). That's good DMNPC

or MMNPC! I then drank Vodkas and Beers with the N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC, Lab Coke) to get N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC, Lab Cocaethylene).

by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024

Lab Cocaethylene

Lab Cocaethylene is code for 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) plus Ethanol which gives you 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate). Lab Cocaethylene could also be N-Methyl-O-Methyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate or N,O-Dimethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MMNPC, DMNPC) plus booze (Ethanol) equals N-Methyl-O-Ethyl-4β-(2-naphthyl)piperidine-3β-carboxylate (MENPC). Lab Cocaethylene could also be Ethylphenidate, or Methylphenidate plus Booze (Ethanol). MENPC is more Dopaminergic than MMNPC just like Ethylphenidate is more Dopaminergic than Methylphenidate and 4-Fluoroethylphenidate is more Dopaminergic than 4-Fluoromethylphenidate. Troparil plus booze is also Lab Cocaethylene.

Steve: I snorted 120mg of MMNPC (DMNPC) and drank 3 beers and had 1 shot of vodka. I made MENPC in my body. That's good Lab Cocaethylene.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 21, 2024