The crusty film that accumulates on individual pubic hairs after sex or a long period between showers.
Kristen- "did you go down on Tate?"
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".
Tabatha- "I made him shower first. Lots of Kung Fung on those marbles".
by nickthickie December 14, 2013
Get the kung fungmug. The awesome! Inevitably the superior being, able to overcome everything. Spontaneous yet prepared; indescribably crazy and at the same time -cool, calm and collected .. a lick of vanilla ice-cream.
by Kung Fu Nic December 2, 2021
Get the kung fu nicmug. A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fumug. by Lalajuicy October 3, 2022
Get the Kung-Fumug. Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
Get the Kung Fu Jesusmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Kung, Pao, kuUng pAo, kunG paO<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025
Get the Kung Jewmug.