Kiwi

Its a harry styles song on the HS1 album

and its flipping amazing I know it by heart

mom: what fruits do you want

me: kiwis, please

my mom: why and arent you allergic

me: because SHE WORKED HER WAY THROUGH A CHEAP PACK OF CIGARETTES HARD LIQUOR MIXED WITH A BIT OF INTELLECT AND ALL THE BOYS THEY WERE SAYING THEY WERE INTO IT SUCH A PRETTY FACE ON A PRETTY NECK....

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 4, 2021

Cosmic Kiwi

a very far away New Zealander

"hey bro you seen that Australian guy Kieran?" asked Jack

"nah mate, he's from New Zealand, besides, he's in the UK at the moment" replied Charles

"ah, so he's a cosmic kiwi then aye?" Jack responded

by pseudonymfindingdory January 5, 2022

Kiwi Sagon

Kiwi Sagon is a name for a bitch.

Kainoa: I’m really a kiwi Sagon...

by FatPanda67 October 21, 2020

kiwi

kiwi is a fruit that doesn't taste nice after brushing your teeth. It is also a word to describe someone from New Zealand.

'pass me the kiwi'
'Hey, there's a kiwi over there' (pointing to a tanned person from New Zealand.

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump June 14, 2020

Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019

Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 3, 2018

Kiwi

life

"u thought life was a kiwi?"
"yeah"
"then u were right"

"oh my god u have no kiwi"

by pruh101 April 6, 2017