kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

Kiwi

kiwi is a discord user who is best known for being a admin in yttdarmy discord. kiwi is a very cool admin and so amazing

Oh, thats Kiwi?? Kiwi is so cool!!

by EctoBiologist96 July 3, 2021

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018

Kiwi

A delicious fruit only magically people can taste

She has the best kiwi in town

by K1Q6S February 24, 2015

kiwi

the bilge police

Don’t touch bilge! kiwi will kill you

by feelbetterinmysweater July 5, 2020

Kiwi

A bird that looks like a fruit so they named the fruit after the bird.

Look it’s a kiwi.

Look it’s a Kiwi.:

by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019