*A small Australian bird
Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names
Also the ship name of two people with the name Melanie And Katherine, although it Makes no sense with the two names
"That small little bird is a kiwi"
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."
"Melanie and Katherine are now dating so their ship name is now Kiwi."
by bruh3223 December 18, 2014
Get the Kiwimug. When something breaks so you use the things you found in your garage to fix it.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
by The official kiwi June 26, 2025
Get the Kiwi engineeringmug. by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020
Get the Kiwimug. A businessman ( or woman ) based in New Zealand who would rather hold onto an item they are selling for years and years collecting dust on a shelf rather than accepting a reasonable offer.
Buyer: " hello, how much do you want for that 25 year old car part?"
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman) : " $250 "
Buyer: "But I can buy one new for $150, how about $130? I mean it is pretty worn".
Seller ( Kiwi Businessman): $245...
Buyer: .... Click ( hangs up phone ).
by TURDBO PRIME May 2, 2023
Get the kiwi businessmanmug. by The keckler 2 owo March 12, 2024
Get the Kiwi Farmsmug. You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023
Get the Kiwi Breakfastmug. When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021
Get the Kiwi Stampmug.