Beards of the most magnificent sort. The biggest, fullest, fluffiest, most man-tastic beard a guy has the pleasure of growing.
by Joesidon October 18, 2012
Get the Kelsey Smythmug. Kelsey is the type of girl to go back to her ex. She will lead you on to then leave you for another relationship that honestly sucked. She’s a blonde and can’t dress for shit. Kelsey can be very nice and sweet when you meet her but when then can be a real cold hearted bitch.
Person 1: Did you see Kelsey post Calvin
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
Person 2: Yea, wasn’t she just dating somebody else the other day
by Ya moms boyfriend October 10, 2021
Get the Kelseymug. Kelsey Diaz is a strong willed, persistent, amazing person who always knows how to put a smile of her friends face and really knows how to throw down when it comes to parties love your best babes.
by LAB<3 November 28, 2022
Get the Kelsey Diazmug. A short ass bitch, who loves to talk mad shit to random strangers. The balls on this bitch is phenomenal, you would think they short ass was a fucking politic with all the shit they be talkin. People named Kelsey tend to hang out with people born in January, October, and July ask me why that just how they be
by Arfarfawoooga November 24, 2021
Get the Kelseymug. A person who is fun to be around, awesome, cool, and a chill person. To spot a Kelsey in the wild, they mostly will have earrings, a top fade and a dick that tastes like sausage (if you're into that). Kelsey's are easy to beat in the wild.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Kelsey is another name for sausage dick.
Person 1: Man, I want to be like a Kelsey, cool and fun to be around
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
Person 2: So what you're saying is you want to be called 'sausage dick'?
by KelBeater March 21, 2017
Get the Kelseymug. She is dangerous, a cunt and she can be really mean. She loves dogs, if you hurt her dog you wil die.
Kelsey is dangerous.
by Bioboo April 27, 2018
Get the Kelseymug. Kelsey is a good friend but when it come to other people she will act different. She likes to follow other people. She is a good friend to hang around but when you need to won’t be there. She is fun and kind. But when you joke around she will take it seriously but when it’s the other way around she won’t care and act as if it didn’t happen. Kelsey act like everything is fine when it’s not.
Kelsey is not a good friend.
by Username05 May 21, 2018
Get the Kelseymug.