Kebab girl

When someone ghosts you. Then re emerges later usually with a stupid picture. Like a kebab .

"Dude, Jasmine is a total kebab girl! She keeps sending me pics of useless crap."

by Sharktown January 28, 2019

Kebabing

1. Verb. The act of attacking someone with a Kebab, usually while drunk.

Wade was out past midnight enjoying his favourite Turkish delicacy. The security guard asked him to move along. A kebabing was in order.

by MrJaiger December 10, 2023

Chocolate kebab

Placing a frozen poo filled condom into a vagina

She loves a chocolate kebab

by anonymous March 17, 2025

Greasy kebab

A word used by a group to people to call the simp him self Glucose_legend

God that greasy kebab is a real simp

by Twink_Tucker January 6, 2021

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

Prison Kebab

When you take a dump into a newspaper and then wrap it with a view of throwing it at someone. It makes for one terrifying projectile.

Alex: This guy is taking so long to finish the task, I don’t know how to speed this up.
Tim: Say no more, I’ll pay his house a visit with a Prison Kebab.

by TimboSlice85 February 12, 2024

le patat kebab

best song ever and the turkish national anthem starting 2022

tetorisgaming:le patat kebab, le patat kebab
you: uncontrollably kneels to submit to the genius

by yolor3stis November 20, 2021