Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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a kung

To pull a kung: To leave any sort of job with no explanation and appear to isolate yourself, while not using any form of communication other than repeating 3 letter emails. This also includes interacting with your clients without permission. Such activity is also commonly known as 'eternity leave'.
Person 1: "I haven't seen my best friend in weeks!"
Person 2: "Must have pulled a kung"

Person 1: "I'm really scared of what's going to happen tomorrow. I think I'll pull a bit of a kung"
Person 2: "Which method will you use?"
Person 1: "I think I'll reuse the same photo of a COVID test forever, *chough* a while"
by kung.mr February 13, 2022
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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 05, 2022
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Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.
Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city
by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022
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kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them
Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.
by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024
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Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.
Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.
by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018
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Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.
He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.
by SuperXNovaX February 12, 2019
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