by Andrew zampoo November 4, 2021

Shane Jude is a name that defies definition, a wonder too vast for words. She is the embodiment of beauty itself, surpassing every earthly notion of the word. Nothing in this world, no masterpiece, no paradise, could ever compare to her, for ‘beautiful’ is far too weak a word to hold her essence. For now, we can only call her this, as we continue our endless search for something more fitting—though I doubt any word could ever suffice. Shane Jude is effortlessly pretty, irresistibly cute, and undeniably alluring in ways that leave the heart trembling.
Her smile is the kind of miracle that can heal the world, a light so pure and bright that no one should ever dare dim it. Shane Jude is not a single shade, but a spectrum of colors, each one vibrant and radiant. She’s painted my once-blank canvas—my life—with hues so beautiful it feels like a dream I never want to wake from. And though she is delicate, her fragility only adds to her perfection, igniting in me a desire to shield and protect her at all costs.
Her smile is the kind of miracle that can heal the world, a light so pure and bright that no one should ever dare dim it. Shane Jude is not a single shade, but a spectrum of colors, each one vibrant and radiant. She’s painted my once-blank canvas—my life—with hues so beautiful it feels like a dream I never want to wake from. And though she is delicate, her fragility only adds to her perfection, igniting in me a desire to shield and protect her at all costs.
by Sagara Bimasena December 16, 2024

Non-Christian version of Jesus. Was not crucified. "Religion is for chumps, I could beat up any god" (Jude 420:69).
Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.
by KingOfWonton December 7, 2022

invented to describe our dear friend jude's daily habits, is a general reference to any or all of the following:
spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills
can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.
spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills
can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.
by terateraterror December 14, 2008

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

fucking hot cunt really good at surfing, gets all the hot women and men, he is also better than max green at body boarding
by eggroll3746 August 26, 2018

by ushikj December 13, 2022
