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Jude

A man with a very big nose
by Andrew zampoo November 4, 2021
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Shane Jude

Shane Jude is a name that defies definition, a wonder too vast for words. She is the embodiment of beauty itself, surpassing every earthly notion of the word. Nothing in this world, no masterpiece, no paradise, could ever compare to her, for ‘beautiful’ is far too weak a word to hold her essence. For now, we can only call her this, as we continue our endless search for something more fitting—though I doubt any word could ever suffice. Shane Jude is effortlessly pretty, irresistibly cute, and undeniably alluring in ways that leave the heart trembling.

Her smile is the kind of miracle that can heal the world, a light so pure and bright that no one should ever dare dim it. Shane Jude is not a single shade, but a spectrum of colors, each one vibrant and radiant. She’s painted my once-blank canvas—my life—with hues so beautiful it feels like a dream I never want to wake from. And though she is delicate, her fragility only adds to her perfection, igniting in me a desire to shield and protect her at all costs.
Shane Jude is Sagara’s everything.
by Sagara Bimasena December 16, 2024
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Jude

Non-Christian version of Jesus. Was not crucified. "Religion is for chumps, I could beat up any god" (Jude 420:69).
Jude the dude is lewd and is crude who was subdued and sued after watching the Croods nude though the judge was not very shrewd.
by KingOfWonton December 7, 2022
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judeing

invented to describe our dear friend jude's daily habits, is a general reference to any or all of the following:

spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills

can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.
amy: "what are you doing today?"
mike: "just judeing around."
by terateraterror December 14, 2008
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Jude Bellingham

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.
"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024
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jude baillie

fucking hot cunt really good at surfing, gets all the hot women and men, he is also better than max green at body boarding
max: wow jude baillie is such a good surfer
jude: ye oath max
by eggroll3746 August 26, 2018
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judes

check out my judes bro! i bet their bigger than yours!”
by ushikj December 13, 2022
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