Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

by Earlungess March 12, 2015

Jordan

An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.

Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan

by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016

Jordan

Jordan is a good soul mate. And a great best friend he normally has a long distance relationship. And has a mexican best friend.... So yeah thats Jordan

Kid: whos that

Girlfriend: the love of my life his name is jordan

by Cupcakelover13 July 8, 2018

Jordan

no bitchees

"martin said Jordan got no bitches"

by NoBitches™ February 6, 2022

Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.

Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!

by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019

Jordan

BIG DICK NIGGA ONG NO CAP I SEENT DAT SHIT

DAMN JORDAN DICK BIG AS OMM

by EDP45 September 29, 2022

Jordan

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back

Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away

by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017