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Jen

Usually really kind when you first meet her. She is friendly to everybody she meets, but don’t let that fool you. The more you get to know her, the more likely you are to want to hurt her. A Jen can be pretty impatient and will not wait for you if you piss her off. She will most likely just say adios and move on with her day. Beware her, because her looks will captivate you no matter how much you resist. Once in a blue moon she can be nice, but is most of the time incredibly emotional, and if not that, angry. A Jen will most likely try to be nicer to you if you have a lot to offer, otherwise, you’re done for.
Friend 1:Look how much she’s smiling over that that worker, she seems so friendly! Is she a Claire?

Friend 2: no! That’s Obviously a Jen, can’t you tell how fake her laughter is? I bet it’s full of deceitful thoughts, and disgust just behind a mask!

Friend 1: gosh, I’ll have to be careful around Jens then!
by helolooo May 12, 2020
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When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.
OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying
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Brainy and musical, always let emotions come first.
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Is your Allesj
After five years we got married. He's really my Jens.
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Jens is the most boring name ever, and he will never get a girl. Jens mostly jerks off at school and at home in his moms basement.

If your name is Jens I am sorry for you.
"Omg Jens is jerking off again"

"Fuck me in the ear and call me Jens"
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very hot, and sexy looking guy who has a big dick.
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A poor piece of garbage who spends his life attempting to look wealthy.
Jens bought 3 IKEA lamps that can change color
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