Jennings

Not the smartest person in the world. Missing some fries from his happy meal.

Guy 1: What's that guys jingle?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! Jennings is a reeetardd!

by Joeeeee Mamaaaa123321 April 16, 2022

jenning

being wrong about language and sources

I used UD as an etymological source, really jenning today

by aaaasdfffgg September 23, 2022

Jennings

A rare cryptid lurking in the Midwest that's made of bones. A skeleton friend to all. Reminiscent of Mr. Tumnus from "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", Jennings is a guide to lost souls. Can travel at superhuman speed.

A: I think I saw a skeleton in trenchcoat pass the library...
B: That wasn't a skeleton that was Jennings!

by Lindt20 April 27, 2019

Jen Paski

The United States first robotic press secretary.

From 2020 to 2022 jen paski did a good job answering questions in a robotic monotone.

by stainless67 May 08, 2022

Jens-Peter

Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.

Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?

Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...

by CumUnloader86 December 11, 2021

Jens Peter

A friendly guy with a massive cock, and outstanding sex abilities. He is very funny and smart, usually everybody loves him

Daaaam that’s a huge cock you got there

I know I call it Jens Peter

by LucaRichter November 24, 2021

jens peter

When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.

OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying

by JPHG! July 09, 2020