assfault junkies

An obnoxious motorcycle gang based in Cincinnati composed primarily of tools, squids and douche bags.

Hey did you see the news? A bunch of Assfault Junkies got arrested for doing wheelies down the highway....again

Did you see that guy almost crash his bike? What a total assfault junkie!

by Eric M 775 October 24, 2010

crunk in your junk

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.

" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

by Tory... May 4, 2005

Milk Junkie

1) Someone who would claim to be addicted to milk.

2) Someone who takes great pleasure in large breasted females.

1) I'm on my ninth glass of the day; yeah, I'ma milk junkie!

2) I just can't help it! I see those girls with those huge tits and... gah, I'm just a milk junkie.

by MACHone Inc. September 4, 2005

ass-sex-junkie

Main Entry: ass-sex-junk·ie

Pronunciation: 'as-'seks-'j&ng-kE

Function: noun

Date: 21st century

: a) a person who derives inordinate pleasure from or who is dependent on ass-sex. b) an individual addicted to giving or receiving anal sex. c) one who likes hot-hot-poll in their tight-tight-hole, especially the rectum. d) as if they were a narcotics addict, only their drug of choice is the sweet, sweet Hershey highway.

She's not a butt-slut, she's just an ass-sex-junkie and likes anal pleasure.

by Gecko Venom December 31, 2003

Junk Punch

v. The act of punching a person, usually male, in the genital area. Also can be abbreviated to JP.

Stop being an ass or else I'll junk punch you.

by Massimo2112 September 13, 2007

jizz junkie

A queer that loves to swallow voluminous amounts of semen.
(on a regular basis)

That fucker is SUCH a jizz junkie!!! I mean, how many poles can ONE GUY possibly smoke in a night???

by Bill B January 4, 2006

junk sex

We all know what junk food is. And we know what happens to us when we make a steady diet of it. Junk sex is like junk food – not bad enough to avoid, but definitely not good enough to make a steady diet of. The effects of junk sex include outbreaks of unhealthy relationships and a malnourished emotional life, and self-destructive behavior like spending waaaay too much time at the gym. In addition to physical symptoms such as irritability, pain, and sexually-transmitted diseases. Junk sex, particularly media-induced junk sex, leads to a vicious cycle of empty sexual encounters and soul-sucking loneliness, and the obsessive preoccupation with our skin. No hard-and-fast definition (pardon the pun) can nail down the exact occurrence of junk sex, but it is very real and each person must define it for themselves.

I hooked up with this really hot, funny guy last night but it ended up being junk sex -- I didn't even come, but he sure did -- loud enough to wake the neighbors!

by Julie_College January 19, 2008