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it's not you, it's me.

1)The biggest lie ever... truly means, "its not me, its you."
2)A warning sign for getting dumped.
3)A way to get out of a relationship while causing yourself the least amount of grief possible.
"We need to talk."
"About what John?"
"Sally... its not you... its me."
by mara July 18, 2004
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It's all g

"Hey man, we didn't make the finals, but it's all g" or
"I know it sux now, but it'll be all g again soon"
by The Lock December 18, 2012
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How it's made

A show on the Discovery Channel or Science Channel which is often filled with puns.
How it's made episodes:

Steel Wool - When it comes to cleaning, they can be your best alloy.

Carved Candles - Making them is a whole new ball of wax.

Slot machines - we bet you'll love this story.
by john madden October 7, 2012
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It's not you it's me

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie
by lewis stylinson September 24, 2015
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It's only gay if the balls touch

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
by BOB12634 March 12, 2018
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It's all ogre now

A quote originating from a youtuber called TehAwooga's video called "Shrek is love, Shrek is life". Shrek says this after being confronted after making a fanboys dream come true.
" He looked him straight in the eye and said, It's all ogre now".
by Platniumbeatz June 4, 2014
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