Bacon Saver

Someone who "save's your bacon"
Dude 1: Dude, my dad wants his computer back, but I've been looking at some questionable website's!

Dude 2: Don't stress, I'll clear your history

Dude 1: Dude, you're a real Bacon Saver
by The Specialist-age June 3, 2010
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Bacon Banjo

A Bacon and fried Egg sandwich with a very runny yoke.
As you bite into the delicious hot Bacon Banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.

As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.

This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.

It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.
by Superjustin March 17, 2009
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Eye Bacon

Something pleasing to the eye, typically a member of the opposite sex. Because everyone loves bacon.
"Damn, there goes a couple strips of eye bacon"
by advocatusdiablo March 4, 2009
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unexplained bacon

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.
Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.
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bacon weave

interlaced strands of thin sliced hog meat, salted and dried or smoked, and then fried, in a pattern to form a layered structure that is also edible.
Kevin was eating a bacon weave for lunch.. Chris was worried because bacon weaves can lead to cardiac arrest.
by C Wiggles January 29, 2009
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beauty bacon

The mark made when accidentally touching a heated beauty appliance like a curling iron or straightener to one's neck, jaw, ear or other non hair body part, especially if making it causes a sizzle and/or aroma like cooking bacon.
No, that's not a hickey, just some beauty bacon from when I slipped with the curling iron this morning. Sometimes I suck at this girl stuff!
by PurplePirate April 19, 2015
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Bacon Dispenser

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.
"I wish somebody would fix this bacon dispenser because I sure am hungry!"
by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010
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