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Springville, Iowa

“I don’t ever want to visit springville, Iowa!”
by Dog2dog April 8, 2019
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Tipton, Iowa

Stay away from Tipton, Iowa it is like Hell.
by Meow Bitch December 11, 2019
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Clinton, Iowa

We all have aids and drugs. Come join us!
by Yourdaddy321 January 19, 2020
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Colfax, Iowa

The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
Have you ever been to Colfax, Iowa? You have? Fuck man I feel bad for you.
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
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Lenox, Iowa

Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM
He goes to Lenox, Iowa? Damn he’s a Badass isn’t he...
by Yuhh April 8, 2021
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Johnston, Iowa

The city of blonde haired, blue eyed, skanks.
Person A: I really hate Johnston, Iowa
Person B: So does everybody man
by Myapeters<3 July 17, 2021
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Rolfe, Iowa

It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl
Rolfe, Iowa is a small town of 500 ppl.
by Anonymous#28_4 June 26, 2023
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