I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
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This is code word in the homosexual underground metal community for "I can suck a mean cock".

Many people in the heavy metal underground scene use this phrase to discreetly pick up on homosexuals. The reason for the discretion is that being gay is typically frowned upon amongst the Heavy Metal community. So if you are trying to pick up a gay dude publically and don't want people to know that you are a cock craving butt lover, just tell them "I can watch the fuck out of a movie". Those that are "in the know" in the heavy metal community will quickly accept the offer and allow you to suck his cock since he will now know that you can suck a mean cock.
So I was at a straight bar and ran into a gay dude, I told him "I can watch the fuck out of a movie"....... 2hrs later, I was sucking his cock.

"Hey, how do I let a fag know that I can suck a mean cock?". "Tell them You can watch the fuck out of a movie", that is code for "I can suck a mean cock".
by 1389 September 23, 2015
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I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.
Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".
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I fuck with

It means that you like it and vibe with it. It’s to show how you vibe with something a lot.
“Do you like hello kitty?”
“Hell yeah! I fuck with hello kitty
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i fucked your mom#6969

The best Preston roleplay account to exist
Person A: do you have discord friends?
Me: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
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And I FUCKING OOP!

An expression when you are so shooketh to the core and gagged that it is the only appropriate response.
You did not just say that... And I FUCKING OOP!!!!!

Wtf did you just say? Bitch and I fucking OOP!!!

Oooooo that was awkward.. And I FUCKING OOP!!
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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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